faefriend:

the run and go // twenty one pilots

don’t wanna hand you all my troubles
don’t wanna give you all my demons
you will have to watch me struggle from several rooms away
but tonight, i need you to stay

Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

(via sassafranski)

(Source: feellng)

yesthisisaaron:

This is in the running for “worst thing I’ve ever drawn”.

yesthisisaaron:

This is in the running for “worst thing I’ve ever drawn”.

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

(Source: girlpuke)

frightscrest:

please stop this meme

frightscrest:

please stop this meme

(Source: buoyant-blue)

lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 

spinkickmycat:

Take away snapchat

rosiebeck:

Rob Lowe is so fucking underrated.

chemistreet:

fappuclno:

foreveralone-lyguy:

oh my god

A headline I thought I would never read

Millions of damage

chemistreet:

fappuclno:

foreveralone-lyguy:

oh my god

A headline I thought I would never read

Millions of damage