yoncehaunted:

When the teacher answers your question but you still don’t understand 

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(Source: iraffiruse)

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

kanyewhisperer:

they are here

kanyewhisperer:

they are here

sweet-bitsy:

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

sweet-bitsy:

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

(Source: katienotopoulos)

abrotion:

me when people are mean to meimage

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess)

daleboyle:

Remember the time Britney Spears thought multiple monkeys were inside a single hat.

(Source: iwannagoxx)

thechamberofsecrets:

white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste